Butt-Man

When did the cleverness of porn parody titles fade away? I remember the days when you could walk through those saloon doors and find a copy of Schindler's Fist, Punky Jizzster or Get Shorty... A Towel. Nowadays, there's a new trend in unoriginal and un-punny porn titles. Now it's all [insert original title]: a XXX parody. Granted, some of these look inspired, like the Seinfeld one, or the almost shot for shot (with extra sex) remake of The Big Lebowski, but really, can you come up with something a little better? Aren't there guys out there whose job it is to come up with snappy porn titles? Did this art form get lost after the great writer's strike of ought seven?

This all came about after seeing the latest iteration of this phenomenon. Batman, the XXX Parody. I applaud it for going for the old school Batman show route, and really sexing up Bat-Girl the way I always liked to remember her. Even semen-al (see what I did there?) wacky, big dicked porn thespian Evan Stone plays the Riddler to seemingly perfection.

Get out you bat-cuffs, your bat-lube and your bat-dildo and have at it!

Ferguson & Fry

http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/browbeat/archive/2010/02/24/ferguson-and-fry-rock-late-night-by-having-actual-conversation.aspx

THANK you Dana Stevens for piquing my curiosity and making me check out this awesome conversation.

My immediate thoughts after viewing:

1) @craigfergy has one of the best tattoos ever conceived...

2) @stephenfry has cool socks...

3) loved the discussion of 'twitter' & bandwidth restriction (dating back to the 1700s)...

-dk

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

Was going to write some unique material but instead I'm going to watch this and continue to aggregate existing blog material from the internet:

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/02/first-episode-of-todd-margaret-online

Much respect to warming glow also for becoming one of my go-to blogs in a relatively short period of existence. Kudos.

-dk

That's why they call him "Stroker Ace"

It's The Great Pumpkin (Rap), Charlie Brown!

This just makes me sad.



Happy Halloween, everyone! Hope all the ladies are wearing their slutty ______ costumes! Remember, your skirt can never be too short or top too low cut.

Bonus clip!

Since it's not about music, I thought I'd share it with this post as well. Bill Simmons on Kenny Mayne's webshow. Speaking of Simmons and Halloween, check out his mail bag intro from a couple weeks ago.

The 80's

I wish I had some other insights to share on the 80's, but really I just wanted to share this picture. I nabbed it off SorryIMissedYourParty.com and it's almost perfect. Besides the framed picture of a De Lorean and the leather jackets, I love that they're doing coke of a mirror that says "cocaine" in the Coca-Cola font.

Basically, all I know about the 80's are from John Hughes movies, American Psycho, KROQ Flash Back Lunches (though they're Rock of the 90's lunches now, I hear), and the first season of Saved by the Bell.

Generally, I dislike the eighties. Maybe I'm just jealous I didn't get to listen to Huey Lewis and the News, wear a leather jacket over my sleeveless shirt, don a wispy mustache and have coke benders in the basement.

The Hard Sell (Intro Video)

I got a little drunk this past weekend (Torrance Oktoberfest!!!) and I commandeered my good friend Brad's iPhone and utilized his mobile YouTube to play the following video as LOUD as possible in our tiny room at the Holiday Inn. For anyone who didn't catch the greatness that was the Hard Sell I can only offer the following intro video as evidence of its greatness.

-dk